WOULD YOU RATHER

• Talk like yoda OR Breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life
• Find out that your wife was actually your cousin. OR Find out your parents were cousins.
• Have glo-sticks as fingers OR Pom poms as hands
• Live an exciting life and die at 25 OR Live a boring life and die at 80
• Have to dress like MC Hammer all the time OR Dress like Kiss all the time
• Be a midget OR 7' 8" with no athletic ability
• Be an average football player OR Be the world best yo-yoer
• Wear unfashionable clothes OR Have a terrible haircut
• Be fat and have to run everywhere OR Be skinny and have to crawl on your hands and knees everywhere
• Have to lose one but cheek OR one breast