FAT KIDS

A fat kid is not necessarily an overweight person, but just a person who loves food and does extreme things because of that love. 
Below are some examples:  
Fat kids only worry about the hamburger in hand when being pushed in a pool. Fat kids know a cake box when they see one.  
Fat kids get tricked to see their ex-boyfriend because he bribed her with pizza. Fat kids answer the door while eating out of the serving bowl.  
Fat kids “march madness” involves tracking down girl scouts for their cookies. Fat kids go to multiple fast food joints to put together their full meal.  
Fat kids find cake icing on their clean clothes, know that it’s cake icing, and eat it.
Fat kids think the rain sounds like popcorn popping and say yum. 
Fat kids ignore boys’ calls because their cereal might get soggy. 
Fat kids favorite treat is peanut butter, straight up. 
Fat kids spill peanut butter and jelly on their swimsuit, and then they eat it off. Fat kids go out for chocolate cake 5 minutes before dinner. 
Fat kids favorite rap artist is 50 Cent – “ I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”  
Fat kids read take-out menus as bed time stories (CPK)  
Fat kids yell “Hey you’re not eating that” at people who aren’t finishing their chocolate cake.  
Fat kids hit their head on the top of the fridge  
Fat kids know all the brownie mix brands  
Fat kids take the money their fiancée gives them for gas and buy food  
Fat kids use more soap  
Fat kids brush their teeth more often  
Fat kids get mad when the clerk at the bookstore twisty-ties the candy bag shut Fat kids don’t mind eating while going to the bathroom 
Fat kids get mad when their chocolate covered caramel squares are crunchies.