Randoms Why's

• Why does the toilet-paper holder in public bathrooms always get stuck and only give you two squares at a time?
• Why do the Cafe Rio employees ask you what you want on your meal like a drill Sargent, don't they know I can't make food decisions that fast?
• Why do I say that I don't need help from a stranger moving a huge box out of my car when I really do?
• Why are the little drape things over windows called window treatments? That sounds so weird.
• Why do people think it's okay to talk on a cell phone in a bathroom stall?
• Why would anyone want their death advertised on a billboard?
• Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?